Embarrassing Mom Moments

Everybody has moments like these...right? Today in church, I whispered to Gavin, "Don't pick your nose, we'll kill your boogers when we get home." ('Killing boogers' is what I call giving him his allergy nose spray.) And he stated quite clearly for all to hear, "No, I don't want to kill my boogers!" This follows him yelling, "It's the po-po!" at library story time when he heard a siren. And I can't forget about him saying loudly, "Mama, let me touch your mole!" in the checkout line at Target. Awesome. Anybody got a good one you want to share?